Spongebob Squarepants’ twin brother Spongebill is captured on surveillance camera robbing our CVS. During the course of the robbery, an unidentified man in the background of the photo dropped one of his tubes of Preparation H—it is marked with a red circle. The ointment is paid for. If you know who this man is, please contact us at 1-GOT-DRUG. We will contact him and make sure he picks up his Preparation H.

Thank you. Thankfully, nobody was hurt.

Published by Gorgias

"Truth does not speak for itself."

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