Escalator to Hell

As part of his “deal” with Satan, Trump had an escalator to hell installed somewhere in Trump Tower. He travels “down” monthly to meet with fellow sinners and discuss and plan the upcoming month’s evil deeds. When he dies and goes to Hell, Trump hopes he will have earned a place on the Council of Miscreants with the title Chief Executive Minion, licensed to broker souls and real estate.

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Gorgias

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